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The Traditional Amnesia Potato Spell: Take a potato and hold it over your head while muttering, “Solanum Tuberosum Hocum-Pocum.” The potato will take on all knowledge that there is a lunch lady out there who is really a witch. Once you’ve forgotten why you’re holding a potato over your head, seal the potato skin with butter, prick with a fork and bake it in a microwave oven for 5-6 minutes. Cut into 7 sections, mash, and eat.

The Virtual Amnesia Potato Spell: Mutter, “Solanum Tuberosum Hocum-Pocum.” Once your mind is empty, click or touch the potato.