I, Grunhilda the Black Heart, want it to be made perfectly clear that this biography was written without my permission and is unauthorized. It is full of lies. It implies, for example, that I might sometimes be nice to kids. That does not happen.The author has been dealt with and will soon be suffering from writer’s block and bloat. And whoever it is that keeps adding the green BUY button to my site is about to suffer my wrath. If I were named Papercutz, I’d run.
— Grunhilda the Black Heart